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Vastu Shastra for Shops, Shopping Complex, Boutique, Emporium, Dukaan, Central Multi Stores - SubhaVaastu.com
Vastu For Shop: In olden days shops run by only one creed or caste, now a days many has interested to run and maintain shops. On the same way competition also unbelievably doubled, further more the supermarkets came into existence and finally the price war started, due to this shop keepers following new methods to attract their customers. Some body following wrong methods, like selling the cheap quality items by having a fake brand name, fake items also sold in the shops and finally getting authorities raids and seizing the shops also happening in the market now. A profession or business or employment is the most important occupation for every body's life. Every man’s success or failure is decided by his expertise, hard work, concentration on only one thing, timely decisions, suporting from his family members, financial support, personal horoscope/vastu power. His earnings may creates value to his life, this is their fate, society is now looking how much a person earned, rather than money, nothing else has got respect in the society now, its unfortunate thing. Cultured people always giving respect to the education.
There is one proverb says that the greatness of a man’s job or profession is the attraction of a man, than his physical appearance. “Exertion is a manly quality.” In Western culture every thing they made as a Business, that is why they are looking each and every thing with money. The office, shop (Trading Location, a mercantile establishment for all retail sales of goods and or services, a construction of getting income by selling some goods ) or building where we do business or work should be built according to vaasthu shastra. It is to be remembered that most part of our life is spent at our working places. If vastu is followed there, then the office or business will be carried out in a cordial atmosphere and show progress year after year. Business will be successful. If vastu is not followed there, bossism and quarrel among the staff (or servant) and the business will be closed down in due course, getting confusion in many things. Loss in business also becomes inevitable day by day. Whatever be the experience, investment and capacity of the staff or owner, will all the wasted. The internal problems become continuous in the establishments. Profits will be affected and unwanted expenditures will become uncontrollable. The Vasthu of a shop or any working place has a direct influence over Man, as that of his house. One should not forget a main point that, the livig place of a human being is most important in grabbing the vastu results. It influences on his career.
Vastu Shastra sincerely working about human beings/residents/inhabitants development. It likes to be an armor to man, in fighting with his struggles in life. Having been born in this world, we have to live purposefully and the living should also be a remarkable one. As we saw earlier, the various natural forces or energies are acting upon man continuously and affecting him spontaneously. Young and energetic men are handsome. But, when they become aged or old, they become hump-backed. Their lovely, fleshy cheeks and their skin becomes dry and hanging over the body..why? The natural forces (example. gravitational force) are acting upon man continuously with the same intensity forever. Man counters there forces by his vital energies and his body becomes healthy and handsome, as long as he is able to overcome these forces. But, when he attains old age the vital energies are slowly dried up or wasted and he readily succumbs to natural forces and his body droops down. In the same way, natural forces are always acting over man and we have to counter or fight with them with vaastu forces in order to overcome them and live for a better living. So for a shop, office, showroom, shopping complex malls, factories or industries etc., the vastu shastra should be strictly followed without mistakes. Even a small vastu defect can lead to huge losses. Hence, it is necessary to know the vaasthu principles for shop and other working places. The location and shape of the plot is more important for a shop or any commercial set up.
Here one shop has elevation at Southwest corner, it is extending towards Southeast. The shop owner constructed a dais at Southwest corner and it may be extended towards Southeast corner of that shop, this system is auspicious and getting secured business to the shop or his finances may be secured. The platform is constructed at Southwest corner and after that it extends towards Southeast side, if the structure has to be placed like this way then the shop owner will get huge profits, as the platform is extended towards Southeast. This system may reflects with good business or profits. Here the land elevated towards South direction or South area. With this correction the South floor is heighten and North floor is depressed or down. Where the South is height then generally this rule speaks with good profits. Please note that the tenant should not do all these practicals. Shop keeper and Owner has to do this. Based on many things we are proposing that one should not do like such correction to their shops. Why?, there is a rule that "TIME", for example if one Mr. Sasank was taken one shop on rent and done the correction like such a way. His tenure is only 11 months. Within this prescribed period he may or may not see any expected results with this elevation correction. Already we discussed many times about "Time" information, you may also get this info at this Vastu Results page. Some says that vastu is not works, if the same person may followed the process then "never" say "vastu is not works", after getting the results they will recommend their friends to follow vastu shastra. That is why we are suggesting residents please go ahead only with best expert vastu consultant. When he visited your property then listen carefully and note down his recommendations. If you are really serious to experience the vastu results then follow his guidance points then you will definitely experience the excellent expected results. Forbearance is important here. How much you are co-operating with the genuine vastu consultant who visited your property that much you will succeeded with the vastu results.
Here the dais is towards South side, this will fetch the business. Please don't ignore that before doing all these alterations, you must consult one expert vastu consultant and take his suggestions and do alterations. You are well aware that surroundings are too important to have good effects on a property. Without knowing the neighborhood vastu effects on a property, one should not do any practicals on a concern property, otherwise there may be a possibility of getting adverse results. Why we are again and again warn you regarding show the property with expert vastu specialist means, in shops particularly the North dais also providing with good business, you may believe it or not, but its true. Ancient vastu literature clearly mentioned about weights at North, this is true to believe. Yes, North weights also providing with good results. But how much time it may co-operates may depends on surroundings effects on the property. If there is heavy open space towards North then residents may enjoy the good business more time.
In this image the dais or platform is towards Southwest corner, this may helps to get more business opportunities and secure the owner in the name of financial support and standard in business, every body cannot do this correction as most of the shop keepers are the tenants. Many taken shops for rents and running their businesses, at that moment they may plan for wooden dais, try to arrange the solid wooden or dais filled with wood, with this correction no owner obstruct the tenants. Constructing with cement, bricks some building owners may not accepts. At that point of time this wooden structures may helps them. We should not forget about North floor elevation, we observed some shops which has North floor elevation has very good business. Though it may not be permanent, but increases much sales. In pracheena vastu (ancient traditional vastu) North floor elevation brings good business. If your property has such a feature then try to sit/occupy the Southwest and keep the cash at Southwest areas.
The shape of the place or site should not be Triangular or irregular or crooked shapes. This will ruin the business establishment. and may lead to closure in within a very short span, even a huge investment also ma not support the owner. The Triangular shaped properties like Shops, factories, industries etc may not get support from authorities and may lead to closure or struggle with financial issues. A small concern followed with excellent vastu principles and built according to Vastu Shastra principles and supported by surroundings vaastu can easily stand as a name of success and may become a big industry. Some says that in some areas even triangular shaped properties are also getting huge business, how ?, the answer is very simple.
Observe this shop, its a Triangular Shape shop, it may not grow and finally owner may suffers with many issues and may left the shop with fear. Further this shop con/point is towards North as the main road is towards North then he may get some business, this business could not be permanent finally he lost entire things including his capital. If you found any shop like this structure is running with good profits, please let us know the total history of the shop. Time frame is important for us to decide the Vastu Results. If the beneficiary is running the business with good profits for a period above of 3 years, then kindly inform us, we will research on the structure and benefits of such shop.
Please observe the above and this image carefully, both are triangular in shape, but this shop may provide with good business as this is towards Northeast road facing, there is a scope to get good business. In the above image we discussed that the triangular shape is not good, but here the we are stating that triangular is giving the good results. The difference is directions directions and shape which the shop is faced to. Without knowing the directions we should not say predictions of any property. Directions are just like a heart of a human body. Vastu Shastra works only based on directions. That is why without compass one should not observe the vastu of a property.
Don't forget about the Street focuses to the shops. Some are good street focuses and some are bad street focuses. Better to show these properties to one expert vastu pandit, he will decide whether those street focus will be good or bad one.
Observe the Shop-1 and Shop-2 here, these two shops are North Facing and there is one road hitting from opposite direction. The road bestows with good results to Shop-1 and the same road deliver the bad results on shop-2. The street focus is the Northeast-north street focus to the Shop-1 and the same Street focus is the Northwest-north to the shop -2. So keep it in mind before going to buy or rent a shop. For every thing we have to carefully observe when deal with vastu. For each direction street focus is giving different results to the properties. For your kind information, check this image.
Check this below image :
Observe this image, which shop is good here. In the above image, the shop-1 is giving good results, here the shop-2 is giving good results. Shop -1 may not provide good results.
Some hints or vaasthu shastra guidelines :
Better to select the rectangular or square shaped shops.
If you would like to construct the shop in your same living home, then it should not come into Northeast corner for East facing and North facing direction houses. For West facing houses, shops should not construct towards Northwest side, for Southfacing residences, deli/delicatessen should not be constructed towards Southern southeast side.
The heavy goods may be kept towards South, West and Southwest corners. The shelves may be arranged towards South, West and Southwest directions only. The shelves may be arranged to the walls, its better idea. Don't keep heavy load items, articles, goods etc towards North, East and Northeast corners. Shops means, we should keep articles, otherwise it may not be a selling area for goods, keep it in mind that always avoid keeping the heavy items towards Northeast corner, better to leave some space towards Northeast, it brings good luck to the shop.
When cleaning the shop regularly, start from Southwest and ends with Northeast, please make ensure that there should not be a single dust particle towards Northeast corner at last. Start cleaning the shop with wet cloth from Northeast corner and ends with Southwest corner or just clean the Northeast area with wet cloth remaining all may be cleaned with broom stick or dust remover.
Keeping God Photos at premises is good?
Keep God idols towards Northeast corner, don't forget to keep Lakshmi, Ganesha, Saraswathi towards Northeast corners. Photo frames should be more attractive and properly and regularly cleaned. A format of keeping gods in shops is explained below.
Have you observed the format here. If there is only five photo frames in your shop, then arrange Goddess Laxmi/Lakshmi, Ganapahi, Saradamba and remaining two is your interested gods or (Kula devatha). If you have total 6 or 7 frames, then arrange your interested gods in 3 or 4 vacant frames. If God's are respected in a business concern then there is a positive power will be increase. Observe the below image to get some idea.
No big change in the above two images, only garlands are added to the frames, means respecting almighty. Its up to you. Offering daily a bit of prasadam or milk, if nothing is available to you then even biscuits are also good. Treat them as humans and do perform offerings. This is good idea. Please note that the area which you are going the pooja or photo frames should be very clean, make ensure that there is no dust and bad odors. Light the incense sticks are also good at shops. Light Deepam or pramidha etc regularly.
I am Islam Follower (Muslim) can I use Allah Photos at my business area?
You may use to hang God Allah photos at your premises. You may place them at Northeast corner using a shelf or directly add to the walls, which ever is convenient for you. Treat photos as God's, then we will have respect. Treat them as God's only. You may also prayers before photos if you require or as per your custom. Vaasthu Shastra is not a belief, it is a science. It is universal now. All communities, castes, religion people are following olden Indian traditional science of happy construction tips.
I am a Christian, can I have Jesus photos at my business premises?
Yes you may use to hang Christian God photos at your business area. Daily do prayer to have more positive power into the premises.
Now we will check some more premises here :
Here the Northeast cut is observed, so don't plan to buy or go for rent this property. You may not get satisfaction after some period, say about one or two years. We can't guess exact period which the property is giving bad vastu results, but within 6 months inhabitants may understand atleast some negative effects. If you are looking for rental property like this, then wait and look for other properties. If your requirement is only for two or three months, then that is your interest to occupy it or leave it. It "may" not harm you for "very short periods". We truly suggest you that, if you are serious about any concern then plan to buy/rent a good property then your business will go smooth without any hard hurdles. Our suggestion is very clear, already you wished to buy/lease a shop and spending huge amounts for decoration, style, look, paints, flooring, investment, advertisement, staff etc why don't you compromise on vastu, search for one of the best vastu expert and show the property and then only decide to buy/lease the property, this may be an elderly suggestion for your safety future.
Have you any time heard about street focus and their effects on the properties. Mr. Suresh wrote one book particularly on "Street focus and Vasthu Shastra" you may download the sample book from this link. This is Southwest-south street focus, generally these may not provide good results to the properties including shops too. Short while this kind of shops may enhance the profits, but they may not be the continuous standard results, in long term they may loose many things including confidence. The concern is bigger for example a shopping mall, emporium etc, then this kind of property is not suggestible. Your idea may be good to do business, but selecting this kind of property may not be good, so check with one expert vaastu consultant, show your property with them and later decide to go with sign the agreement. A Gold merchant looking to take a big shop on rent, the property is South facing and it has South street focus including Southwest focus, he got doubt that this kind focus may harm the business, he consulted a quack, after paying Rs.60,000/- for yantras, he was joined the shop, the quack fee is only Rs.516/-, Gold Shop owner attracted with this small tiny amount and finally he trapped with fake yantras and joined the property. 4 years after he vacated the property with many bad incidents. They came from a reputed family and we don't want to expose their name and city too. Here finally who lost money and reputation. The most painful thing here is he knows about vastu experts information, but he never wish to pay huge amounts as their fee. He wants to save that consultants service charges money. Actually its a peanut money when compare with his losses. Can we say an ashamed information here, really its a shameful thought, the same gold merchant wish to start new shop in another area, now he decided to have vastu consultancy, but looking for who is the cheapest in the market. Only God has to save him. Thanks to Mr. Rahiman, who provided all facts of the issue. Once after come across with the property observations, we seen that the property is having South and Southern-Southwest street focus.
What is the difference in between 1 and 2 property here. Becareful about 1 here, it may not provide you good results, why because the number 2 property here may obstruct the Northeast positive power to this number 1 property. So before selecting the property better to approach one renowned vastu pandit.
Have you observed the above one and this shops. Seems to be both are same, a slight difference was observed here. In above image the number 1 shop was not in the line towards "East" direction, now it was came to same line towards East direction, due to this, it may be harm to the number 2 property.
Is this a common property or is there any thing special here. Hope you have observed the Northern part of the property. Except quacks, no expert consultant may recommend to buy/rent this.
Some head long people says that they know all techniques in this science, but finally they will packup their entire articles kept in these kind of properties after some months. Why ?. Eastern-northeast should not be truncated, this may not blesses occupants. For long run organizations should not buy/rent this kind of properties, for short term it may not harm occupants, but no guarantee for the time/period.
It is hardly require to have some shelter from rain or sunrays in some seasons, require a temporary portico/porch, observe this image, these occupants are using a temporary cloth slanting verrandah type sunshades. Temporary means no issues at all, but if you go with permanent sunshades with any material then there may be possibility for effects. This image properties are South facing. Note that permanent slanting sunshades towards South, West and Southwest may brings bad results.
Life is always challenge. If we plan properly then every where we see colours, without planning every thing may be black and white. No flavors, no enjoyment, unhappy etc. One small idea may brings cheers into your life, the same may be turn into hectic issues. Why should you face them, Wise decision may always stand you as a leader in your area. Check this image, 1,2,3 may have enjoy the life. 4 may not enjoy, 5 and 6 may be in trouble, why?. Have you observed the North road, based on that all these properties are said to be North facing one. Gate is at center of the entire shopping complex area. For 1,2 and 3 the gate is towards Northeast one. For 4th one it may not be the Northeast or may not be even North also. So we may not said that this 4th will be saved here. He may also face issues here. Regarding 5 and 6 may be getting troubles in future. Based on surroundings we may not predict 100% results for 1st and 6th shop here, the same problem may also applicable to all, but now we are discussing only without surroundings/neighborhood. If you have choice to select then go for 1, 2 or 3 only. Hope you understand this image and narration, if not then please contact us, don't hesitate, your safety and security life is important for us.
Some people are genuine, some are acting genuine, some are gullible innocent, some are intelligent, some are head long, some are half knowledge, some are insane, but you are 100% intelligent, yes the visitors of www.SubhaVaastu.com website are always be intelligent, our visitors are always approaching only Specialized Expert vastu consultancy professionals. In some countries like Saudi Arabia, Oman, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Bahrain, Iran, Iraq etc other country people may not buy properties here, the rules are like that. (Israel and Palestine ? - we don't have any right information from these two countries and also we don't have any customer from Palestine ). Based on the rules of land, other country people has to take the properties only for rent and start doing their own businesses. We seen many shops in Dubai and Sharjah, Abu Dhabi are only for rent or terms of contract and was taken by Indians. We seen one house for monthly rent of 10 lacs of Indian Rupees, yes you are right, you read the correct figure, its only monthly rent of ten lac rupees i.e., 20000 USD. But these people looking only for quacks, who are collecting only for 100 AED for the vastu consultancy services. After getting strong strike by the quacks, then only these people approached only experts in this field. Your hard earned money should be spent only in a right way. It should not access wrong paths. Our sincere suggestion for your happy living is buy only genuine company products, approach only an expert in the field, then you never face any troubles in the future. The duplicate items always be cheap and glittering. Don't select them blind, open your eyes and buy only the company released items. Our entire team buy only the genuine company products. We always approaches only experts in their fields. When we require coding work, we are looking for genuine and expert in the filed, we never see their prices. Start practicing our methods, you never get pains in the future.
How many categories in Shops?
1. Jewellery (Jewelry), Gold, Silver, Gemstones, Birth Stones, Diamonds, Beads, Pearls, Ornaments Sales, Brooches, Bracelets, Ear Rings, Necklaces, Corals, Precious Metals.
3. Furniture, Beds, Cots, Stool, Table, Sofa Sets, Computer Tables, Decolam,
4. Domestic, Super Markets, Super Stores, Bazaar, Grocery Stores, Kirana, Domestic, Kitchen, House hold supplies, Food stuff Commodities, Business premises.
5. Book Sellers, Pens, Pencil.
6. Musical System, Musical Sound Systems, Entertainment, Home Theaters.
7. Cloth, Ready made, Kids Wear, Children suits, Men Suits, Women Sarees, Matching Blouse, hosiery, Nighties, Punjabi Dresses.
8. Vehicles, Car showroom, Motorbikes, Scooters, Cycles, Tractors, Bus, Lorry, Four Wheelers, Auto Rickshaw
10. Decorative Articles.
11. Electrical and Electronics.
12. Foot Ware, Shoes, Chappals, Daily ware, leather, Polish materials
13. Bakery, Ice Cream Parlor, Sweets, Savories, Crispy, Chocolates, Biscuits.
14. Medical Stores, Ayurvedic, Homeo, Pharmacy, Druggists, Chemist.
15. Wine, Beer, Alcohol stores, Liquor, Beverages.
16. Cellphones, Computers, Calculator, Wrist Watch, Charger, Memory cards.
17. Air Conditioners, Fridges/Refrigerators, Air Coolers, Fan, Led/ LCD Tele Vision.
18. Iron Merchants, Shelves, Iron Safe, Steel Almira.
19. Coffee, Tea, Hotel, Restaurants, Refreshment Stall, Stores, Chai Mahal, Tea Corner, Center.
20. Banian Center, Under ware, Lungi, Dhothis, Shawls, Sweater, Money Cap, Woolen Cloths, Blouses, Gloves, Socks, Hankies, handkerchief.
21. Sports, Cricket, Tennis, Foot Ball, Chess, Carrom boards.
22. Toys, Kids Games.
23. Kitchen wares, stoves, bowls, plates.
24. Diwali Bursting Crackers.
25. SubhaVaastu.com compass, Materials, measurement tools, engineering tools.
26. Ladies Emporium, Bangles, Gifts and Novelties.
27. Sanitary Stores.
28. Handicrafts Emporium.
29. Trading Brokerage and Investment concern.
30. Mercantile Establishment
31. Retail and Wholesale counters of all goods.
32. Mattress, Pillows, Bed sheets, Towels, Napkins, Cloth materials.
33. Blouse Materials.
34. Matching center.
35. Internet Center.
36. Xerox, Photocopy/ Photostat, STD Booth.
37. Light House, chandelier.
38. Interior Decoration
39. Inner Wear, Underwear, Banian centers.
40. Computer Peripherals and there are many more, shortly we will update the remaining list.
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We are seeing at several places sudden eruption or outburst even among closely knit families. In addition constant friction based on imaginative behaviour of spouse, father, mother, siblings, cousins etc haunt us and we our self take contrary position in every situation leading to permanent discord. After some time we become hateful to each other without any cause or purpose. These are situations which we may not like to discuss with other people and seek their advice. In such cases we think we are fated. This patently is wrong. Many people don’t know the power of vastu and how it influences the residents. Not knowing this is no fault. But not attempting to know borders on foolishness. We confirm authoritatively that these situations are in most cases results of vastu infirmity. This can be analysed and pointed out only by a competent vastu scholar. We are prepared to offer free of cost services only online in this regard for 10 days from 3rd of September, 2017 upto 14th of September 2017. During this period kindly seek our advice and profit by it. Its costs you nothing. Thanking you. Team – SubhaVaastu.com. More details available at Free Vastu Services page.
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