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Vastu Shastra for Flats in Apartments: When coming to Vastu for Flats, some are commodious Apartment flats which may takes more long time, some more cramped which may also consumes more time for the observations up to the facts has come out. Generally, flats mean nothing but the group of houses, whether they belong to one building then it’s called Apartment, whether some houses are constructed in a group may be called as Gated Community. Construction as per Vastu is not an easy process. The number of portions are planned in one building and its called to be an apartment, common wall for adjacent flats placement of kitchen and bathrooms make things more difficult. Herewith we published some simple tips and techniques to minimize negativity and welcoming positivity and may be useful for the residents to select the good flat and avoiding bad one. Maximum we tried our level best to publish the associated information and our experienced knowledge. If you found any mistakes in this page or in our website let us know, we will take immediate action to modify it. Here is our Contact US page.
Which flat is good to buy as per vastu shastra?
Which place is better for Kitchen?
How to select the flat in a apartment?
Is vastu shastra applies to Apartments?
We are looking to buy one Flat in an Apartment, does vastu works?
Residents looking answer for such questions on Flats and Apartments. Population rapidly growing day by day and the accommodation is shrinking. So apartments have started coming up. Apartments are mushrooming. Even if farmhouses come up on houses tomorrow it will be no wonder. In this background, vasthu science alone makes a house or apartment eligible to dwell. Today apartments are sprouting everywhere and they are publishing that their vaastu is 100% perfect. But it carefully observed you find them totally lacking in Vaastu. Some people express the doubt that an apartment is high above the ground and so what is the need of Vastu for it. In fact it is on the ground or above generally the base which it stands on the ground only. Earth is solid and stationary among the five elements. The remaining four elements spread over the entire place. So vaasthu is important for the apartments too. Where there is a construction it requires vastu attention. Some may still saying that vastu is not working for apartment flats, then you may please check out website and browsers voices, how they are troubled after joining into the flats. Before joining they are good in position, when they came into new, they suffer a lot, some residents got good development after joining the new one. Where there is a construction then vastu works in that property. Only the difference is the attachment with the property.
There Are Total 8 Types Of Flats:
East Facing Flat
South Facing Flat
West Facing Flat
North Facing Flat
Northeast Facing Flat
Southeast Facing Flat
Southwest Facing Flat
Northwest Facing Flat
The new word Condos came into popular now. Condominium or Condo is just like a House tenure where some area or specified part of the construction area is individually better owned by the legal owner and they may access to many facilities like heating system, hallways, exterior areas, elevators is executed under legal rights associated with individual ownership and controlled by that association of owners of the properties. This is supposed to be said to be just like apartment type. Many people in India does not know about the system of flats in other countries, but we seen many flats and their vastu in different countries like UAE (United Arab Emirates) cities like Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Sharjah. In Oman also we seen many flats in Muscat city. In Singapore and Malaysia also more developed seen about these structures. In United States of America, London, Australia, Switzerland, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Norway and Sweden etc we seen virtual finding of many.
Observe the open space, this comes under Surroundings Vastu, beware before buying the flats when there is open space in and around of the apartments. It is most effective in terms of Vaasthu Shastra in the name of Neighborhood Vastu either with good or bad indications and results to the residents. First observe the open space towards which direction, how long it is, which side and how much effective to your required property, approximate measurement is also to be considered when evaluating the open spaces. Almost this open space is towards Southwest direction to this white apartments, which is very near right side in this image. This same open space is towards South direction to the apartment which is not painted and shown with bricks. When taking flat in these two apartments better to check the North road one's, to avoid this South and Southwest bad defective areas.
Observe the above image, this is another apartment, but this apartment is also shown in the above image, now we are discussing on the open space to which direction. This open space is towards Southeast to this apartment flat. So the South flat owners and Southeast corner portion residents should be cautious before buying the flats. If any other construction may become in this open space, then the force which is good or bad will be eliminated.
Observe the greenery, look, feel, richness and calm feeling, we experience all these feelings just by observing the image, what about the original site visit or personal experience. Many times we insisted people to have a property with well organized, great look, attraction, color coding, appearance, these qualities may double vastu power benefits. Look and Feel is too important for getting positive power effects on the properties. Below published some images, which may help you how to maintain our properties. Pleasant atmosphere is a standard effective reason in improving and multiplying of getting success what we expected in such properties. Humans always searching ways to get opportunities and luck to settle down in their life. Positive vibrations in a property means it is compiling with vastu atmosphere, so as much as possible maintain your property with high quality standards and set up everything with friendlier to eyeball.
There are lots of properties which may immediately attract people, out of them here is a small example. Wife and husband will happily chit chat and can read news papers or have the fresh grains coffee, oh, what a feeling it is, money makes many things including pleasantness also, let us have one coffee and again we start reading this content.
Your thoughts may first goes to where is this apartment flat area and where is this park and what price it is. That is the power of nature. Many people criticized me that I am always suggesting to plant trees to the residents, after observing this above image what would you feel, greenery / trees always gives us power, strength, peace, good ideas, knowledge, education, security etc.
Many residents asking a doubt that sink which is used in kitchen to clean the utensils is towards South or Southwest or West side or Southeast sides. Originally the sink which water flows below the floor level is effecting on the residents. If the same was above the floor level it never gives any bad effect to the residents, please note that if there is a platform to the entire Kitchen except door space, then this sink may create very little or very very small issues placed on its fixation point. At that time you may fix it towards North, East or the more best place of Northeast. Now apartment culture develops, many builders may not hear all these simple and silly reasons, they won't like to follow all these principles. So better to check the important points like main entrance door, bedroom placement, kitchen placement, toilets and Living room, family room placements etc.
Living room placement is suitable towards Northeast or North or East directions, in this living room one big window towards Northeast-north was placed and it was covered with one curtain, but residents failed to have one window towards Northeast-east, they missed to have it. Northeast-east window is auspicious. Fixing one big window towards eastern-Northeast is recommended. Planning t fix a door towards Northeast-east door, if not possible then plan for one as much as big window. Our's is a Vastu gyan (knowledge) service oriented sharing website. Share this information to your near and dear to have peaceful future.
One Mr. Sairam Should buy one flat in this shown apartment having total 6 (six) flats. Because this apartment is the only one which is very near to his office, if he bought an portion here, it will be very convenient for him to reach his office. There is no any option for me to go for another apartment. This is the only one which is very near to his office. He contacted one vastu pandit and that vastu pandit "Twinkle"(Name Changed) guided like this. Twinkle Khan given his guidance to Mr.Sairam to buy number "1". Let us discuss on his recommendations/comments by observing this plan. After hearing his recommendations again Mr. Sairam approached another vastu consultant for the second opinion. Let us first discuss on the vasthu pandit Twinkle recommendations. Twinkle has recommended these points ( His Report ). Number "1" is East facing and Kitchen is towards Northwest (Southeast is the first preferred place and Northwest is the second preferred ). Master Bedroom is towards Southwest area which is perfectly suits for the vaastu principles. Balcony is towards North, which is good. Number 2. is having Staircase towards Northeast, so it is not good, it is having South passage. Number 3 entrance is West entrance, so it is not good. No:4 is also West facing and it is having little corridor focus (Just like street focus) its not good. No:5 is having the Stair case towards Northeast, (even long distance staircase is also not good). Number 6 is having passage hitting, and MORE OVER the flat is having Northeast corner loss. so it is not good. His final decision is number "1" is the best among all the above, if it fails the 3 number is second best because it is having North and East open spaces.
Later Mr. Sairam approached another vastu consultant for the second opinion. He got recommendations to buy the Flat number "6". After observing the map residents may raise a question that 6 has slight Northeast truncation, if Northeast cut is there, then the property is not giving good results. Its true that Northeast cut property is not giving good results, but if there is no passage hitting or if it is West or South property and there is adjacent other properties occupied at East, North or Northeast then it won't render good results, but this property is having a clear walking corridor or passage towards Northeast and here the passage leads until LIFT area which is Northeast for 6th. So every time 6th residents used to walk on this passage only, then this Northeast cut may not coming into consideration and it won't have such extreme negative force power on 6th. Second option is number 5, which is North facing and more utilization of Northeast in the name of Lift. Third option is 4th, which is having Northwest-west passage hitting. Number 3 is having bedrooms towards Northeast and Southeast, (This matter is from www.subhavaastu.com) the main entrance door is towards Southwest-west. In the name of Utility and Balcony Northwest-north was increased, which may curse residents with instability and no peace of life and money problems, usage may be more here to this Utility area and balcony, can't avoid these areas, so correction to this areas may not be so easy while this is an apartment and residents has to get permissions from the association and it is also headache. Northeast bedroom and Southwest bedroom, both are not recommended to the resident who is the bread winner of the family. The main entrance is also Southwest-west, corrections is not possible as said by Mr. Sairam. Numbers 1,2,3 also got Northeast cut if any one pointed about number 6 is having Northeast cut. 1, 2, 3 got Northeast bedrooms, 1 and 2 has Southeast-east entrance which is not auspicious main entrance doors. 3 has Southwest-west main entrance door, so cancelled all these three flats, remaining is 4, 5, 6. Number 4 is also having bedroom towards Northeast, so this gone into only third option, if he fails to bid for 6 and 5 number portions. Out of all the above number 6 is better to choose. Builder is not accepted for any corrections here that already Mr. Sairam confirmed. 6 is having two bedrooms towards Southwest and South, the third bedroom is towards Northwest part. We have only one option as request by Mr. Sairam that, pick only one out of six, there is no other option to search for other apartments, out of all the above 6th is the best. Already Mr. Sairam strictly insisted to find other apartments to buy, but he strongly decided to buy here only, because he has his own reasons to selected this. It is his compulsory choice. Coming to number 5 is also having Northeast bedroom, but the entrance door is towards North and covering Northeast also. This recommendation is based only on map sent by Mr. Sairam. Observing the property on paper is different and personal visit is different. We may not expect atleast 50% results over paper plans observations, we may not know what about the surroundings effects. So it is strongly recommends to all the visitors it is better to approach only one expert Vastu specialist before buying the properties. Some may dare to select properties by seeing isometric view, isometric projection drawings, some also selecting by just observing engineering axonometric projection which may be on papers. Even the 3D images also may not be helpful to have right idea in selection. Residents are not spending 5 lac or 10 lac, to do practicals, now their prices crosses 60 or 70 lac also, in some cities, it crosses 2 crores. So doing practicals is too danger in the name of Vastu Shastra.
Now apartment culture came into existence, in olden days we all live only in independent houses, those days are different, but now a days due to space availability and construction issues, many people are now likes only apartment flats, its because of price and construction problems.
Here is one floor plan, can any body choose the best property here, which one is good as per vastu shastra and why, what are the reasons in selecting the best one here. Try to write us about your thoughts and your expert opinion. For your guidance we clearly mentioned 1, 2, 3, 4 numbers in circles and directions also marked clearly. You may pleased to send us your comments, opinions, remarks, send through the contact us form which is at top right link or click this contact us, use this contact link to send us your opinions and recommendations. Particularly we are looking for your argument on each portion. Your notes should require comments and your honest opinions on each portion. Mr. Akhilesh a vastu shastra student from Mumbai wrote his opinions that number 2 is the best amount 4. Mr. Sagar from Indore opinioned that 1 is the best among all the properties. Like wise you may also participate. We request you, please mention the link name or copy and paste the link at contact us form (with your notes).
Please note that cleaning and appearance is highly influential and extensively required for any property. Now we will check some of the below images and how residents kept their homes. If your home has like any damages or cracks or color peel off then firm action may be taken immediately and make it set right.
Good lighting and ventilation is important for happy living and health. Air has to free flow to inside, so bigger windows are recommended for apartment flats. The main concept of this construction is good ventilation, air, lighting. Most of the builders are providing such facilities upto 2006 and 2009, after that boom came and most of the builders are not check these qualities. Many requires only money, not facilities to the inhabitants.
Check the painting shading and cracks to the walls, seems to be too ugly and it has to be rectified and maintainable properly and immediately. You may also observe some properties which were constructed just 2 or 3 years back which got painted peel off, developed cracks and even flakes also clearly developed. Here in this image the same was shown, it was built just 3 years before which we taken the photo. How standard the builders were maintained, once we steped into builders shoes and start organizing then every thing will be clear and can able to observe how the system which builders is facing untold troubles. This is their fate and finally curse on inhabitants.
Here also paint shaded. It has to be properly repainted. This happens due to wetness in walls or leakages at toilets or outlets. Most of the constructions now facing this troubles. Particularly in cities, the builders completed the Apartments on urgent basis and they never concentrated on quality, this is the cause and labor also doing mistakes. Honestly speaking now a days builders also not getting expected profits on the constructions, with many reasons builders failed to serve with good quality to residents, though some builders has very good concept in constructions to provide world class quality construction, but with unseen and untold reasons they failed to serve.
Every thing should be well maintained here. Smart look and attraction. Still there is a way to do maintain here, when pay more concentration on cleaning hen receive that much of returns from it. Hope you may also start doing cleaning of each and every room of your present living roofs. Color combination is too important in living room, when we approach paint shop then we may get the templates there, just observe and select which color you likes, no need to get recommendations from any other, its really easier way to find out the templates and color combinations.
Human beings are so intelligent, for every thing they find out a solution, did you observe how beautiful it was, this is shoe rack and how nicely fitted into the wall here, it seems to be a shelf of keeping goods, but its a shoe rack. Now lots of different kind of shoe racks came into market, but this is also covers attention wisely. For every problem there is a solution. Some body says there is no solution for certain problems, but it may be not true.
Again check some more images of smart look, which may helps human beings to fight with negative vibrations.
Impressive color and everything is properly planned here, that to well maintained property. This all helps to get more positive powers into the property. Its nothing but welcoming strength and power to inhabitants. Carpets, adding additional force. Collections also plays a vital role in the living rooms, naked walls are not suggested. If there is a naked wall, then it should be used different color than using to other walls in the same room, then naked wall adequately attracts the eye ball of visitors. Further request you to observe the flooring which was intelligently planned in this room. Shining flooring, it means the room was properly cleaned. Along with kindly observe the slight greenery attempt in this room. All makes things smooth.
Observe the bigger size of windows, this may not be said to be windows, almost the entire wall is fixed with glass, so there is no wall towards Northeast-north of this property, the balcony is also extended here. Trust you enjoyed this complexion and setting. Here without greenery, we may not expect the feeling, the entire excitement pleasure came through this trees or greenery. We urge residents to plant as much as possible trees in your boundary premises. Make every thing possible greenery and expect desirable pleasing outcome. How the flooring planned here, most of the western country people likes to have wooden flooring, they love it. If we walk on wooden flooring with shoes, then one may easily find out how confident and how great it was. Once sense it and have experience once, then residents definitely planned atleast one wooden floor in their bedroom or living room, that is the attraction of wooden flooring. Don't go for cheap wooden flooring, it may finally hurt you.
Some points to be noted here
1. The site should be four-sided, square or rectangular in shape, with southwest angle to be 90°.
2. North, East or Northeast roads would be good with two gates, one in East and other one towards North. Other than Northeast the Southwest or Northwest blocks are also good.
3. Ground levels should be sloping towards Northeast and the ground levels in (This matter is from www.subhavaastu.com) Southwest should be higher than all other directional areas.
4. An open Well or a bore well should essentially be dug in Northeast before the commencement of the construction.
5. More open space should be left in East and North compared to West and South.
6. Balconies should be on the North, East or Northeast directions preferably.
7. Kitchen should be placed in Southeast ( Agneya ) or the second best is Northwest but never plan towards Northeast ( Eshan )
8. Pent houses should be planned in Southwest on the terrace.
9. Staircases should be towards South, West directions and it should never be on North and East directions because the larger headroom on Northeast is not acceptable.
10. Main entrance to the apartment should be from Northeast towards East or North, Southeast towards South, Northwest towards West. With proper observations one may also place the main door at East, South, West or North directions.
11. Cellar (if only requires) should be planned at Northern or Eastern portion of the complex and not on the Southern and Western parts.
12. Northeast cellar can also be used for meetings of residents.
13. Open area in the Northeast should be used for lawns, bore wells and sumps.
14. Open areas in the Northeast can also be used for temporary parking.
Street Focus or passage hitting :
One should not forget about street focus to the required flats, passage or corridors also act as focuses, someone is having one doubt that the passage at apartment is not the street focus, please note that based on many observations most of the passages act as Street Focus and obtaining the results in apartments. Avoid the bad street Focus for your required portion. The following are the good and bad street focuses for your flats, by reading this articles please select the good one only.
15. Eshan (Northeast) street focus is very good for the flat, but it may not exists at apartments. If you got this type of Northeast Street focus then approach one expert vastu consultant and show the property and then only buy it, delay may not bring luck once you find such category. See this link for more info on eshan (Northeast) street focus.
16. East Street focus is also good but you must see some precautionary things before selecting this East street focus.
17. Don’t select the Eastagneya (Southeast-east) street focus hitting one.
18. Agneya (Southeast) street Focus is very dangerous, don’t select it.
19. Southeast-south street focus flat is also good, after verification you may choose it.
20. South Street Focus is sometimes good and sometimes bad; please get one suggestion from one experienced vastu consultant before selecting this type of street focus flat.
21. Don’t select the flat which is having Southwest street focus towards South, as its very dangerous street focus.
22. Don’t select the flat which is having Southwest street focus as it is totally negative for the residents.
23. Don’t select the flat which is having southwest street focus towards west.
24. West Street focus flat is sometimes good and sometimes bad; please get a (This matter is from www.subhavaastu.com) suggestion from one experienced vastu consultant before selecting this type of street focus.
25. Northwest towards West side street focus is good.
26. Vayavya (Northwest) street focus is not good, don’t select it.
27. Northwest towards North side street focus flat is not at all good.
28. North Street focus is also good but you must see some precautionary things before selecting this North street focus.
29. Northeast-North street focus flat is very good.
Some residents raising question about internal passage hitting to the flats in apartments, few vastu consultants never accepts for the internal passage hitting to the flats. But we have seen many untold events to many reputed families which they suffer from these internal passages hitting. In this image it was shown with total 4 flats in an apartment, one is Northeast flat which shown with Blue color, Southeast flat which was shown with reddish mixed brown color, Southwest flat which was shown with saffron color, Northwest flat which was shown with Green color. In this file, the internal passage was not running straight in between these four flats, due to this construction style the Northeast flat and Southwest flats got passage hitting. The remaining two flats escaped. In this image, the red arrows show Western Southwest passage hitting to the Northeast flat which may be generally bad. Green arrows show the passage which runs from Eastern Northeast hitting to the Southwest flat which generally brings good luck. We noticed many untold events in many families, which we don't need to reveal their names here, already they suffer horrible situations and getting huge pains with unpleasant happenings in their life. We thought we should not express their names or their living places to safeguard their privacy. Some residents raising doubt that how flats will get street focus in Apartments, how it is possible in apartments, for them it is a tiny answer. There are walking passages in apartments, passage means way, way means small street, street (This matter is from www.subhavaastu.com) means there must be the focus (Thrust) with it. Need full confirmation kindly verify some apartments and enquire residents about their experiences, they will definitely inform the good or bad experiences Effects of their portions. Calculate the street and its thrust (focus) power. It is an unending story. Shortly we will upload some more content and images here. Let us know if you have any questions, we welcome you to send us questions.
Thanks for the information provided here. It's really great information. I have small query regarding flat. I am looking to buy flat in gated community which has two 8 flats in each floor. One is East face flat and Other one is West face flat which is exact opposite to East face flat. Since it's opposite to East face flat, direct sun rays will not come to flat through main door. Is this useful to buy this flat in this case? Kindly help me to take a decision on it - T J- Hyderabad - Telangana.
From past decades many vastu expert consultants are suggesting residents to buy either East or North facing plots/homes. Its only because of Sun rays are directly fallen on the East facing house, so elders thought that East is best because Sun rays are falling on that plot/house directly. We know that morning sun rays are very good for the health. It has several benefits. Coming to the North facing elders opinioned that it is good as it has positive energies and can able to provide Northeast walks too. Many existing vastu consultants are recommending the residents to buy either East or North facing properties only whether they has known or unknown of this facts, unfortunately many vastu consultants does not know about this information, they just suggesting residents only buy East or North.
When coming with apartment flats, the East facing flat does not have direct Sun rays as there should be West facing flat obstruction. If there is no sun rays what is the benefit of buying the East flat. Another statement is East and North facing flats only has the Northeast walks or Northeast access. Other than this most of the East facing flats has Northeast and East are too dark. Having lighting at Northeast and East is prominent in vastu shastra to yield results. Buying East facing flat does not have such lighting in apartment flats. Further there is another negative point for this East facing flat is there may not be any support at West direction as most of the cases West direction may be open.
Where as West facing property has direct sun rays at East direction and further the most important point is that it has West support, i.e., East facing property will protect this West facing flats. This is the reason we are also suggesting people first concentrate on the South or West facing flats in apartments. Please note that we are recommending only these directional flats after clear information on East and North directions. We are also suggesting many residents to buy East and North facing flats after clear observing the West and South supports. We need West and South supports. Otherwise buying East or North facing flats may not have any positive effects or the purpose may not be served.
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