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Vasthu Pooja Room | Northeast | Gods | Temple | Mandir: Generally every body is having a doubt that the pooja room should be at Northeast corner, the same was being informed several times by our elders, what is the logic behind it. We tried our level best to clarify our elders thoughts, if we did not disclose our elders ideas many may do mistakes. Let us discuss about the importance of the Northeast (NE) corner. Ask elders regarding room construction towards Northeast (NE) corner for reading purpose or dining hall, immediately their answer may be "No" some elders say "Yes", now the exact answer is one may build room but with conditions, in the first page of this pooja room it was stated that resident may build pooja room at Northeast but with some conditions. What are those conditions, let us discuss one after another with images help.
Here Pooja room constructed towards (NE) corner in the house, shown with red color, generally we never suggest any body to construct pooja room at Northeast corner, but most of our elders clearly stated that we have to construct Puja room at NE only, we honestly salute their trustful, worthy recommendation, their views are correct to follow, before confirming their good thoughts, recommendations, let check our research note based on present days requirement changes. Now this is the right place to explain our elders views further more our ideas about Northeast corner. The NE corner is a sensitive, delicate and it can't bare heavy weights, that is why residents has to turn over more importance on this NE corner, one should not keep heavy weights at this NE corner. In the name of Pooja room one should not particularly construct rooms at this NE corner, then why our elders informed us to construct the Puja room at NE, we did our best to explain the information in this Northeast vastu pooja room link, we never protest elders recommendations, but we thought to express their exact ideas with recommendations here.
In continuation of the above narration we are providing information one by one in this link, if we check all the images with content, slowly we may understand the research points. Without logic there is no science works on any form. Here is also found logic in this type of construction, after observing many times then we may easily understand about our elders concept more or less our research in this website, in this image Gods room constructed towards Northeast-north, this is not a wrong but also perfectly right choice to follow. Previously what we told here, NE puja room is not good, but here what we are saying, hope you understand the logic in this image and above image. Check the placement of Pooja room in this image further in above image. Here God's prayer room went towards Northeast-north, it is not constructed exactly at NE, this NE is said to be extension, this is the right choice of selection. Extension towards NE is always good, but there is some limitation, that one should not cross. For example, if there is main door towards East to an home, at that moment, residents requires to extend NNE room, then the East main entrance door will become Southeast-east door, that is why without experts opinion one should not take any decision. Some residents may doing corrections to their properties by having bookish knowledge or based on websites information, for them this small incidence is the best example not to take any individual decision. If so they may face many severe consequences, if their correction is good then no problem, every thing went good, otherwise. The expert vastu specialist payment is not huge when compare with the mistakes, by knowing these simple tips one should not take their own choice of decisions.
Residents should reach this pooja room from inside only, not from out side, if there is no passage from inside that is also wrong. NE corner is extended, so here also you may happily construct the pooja room. This is a very simple logic. Extension and that to NE corner, its a auspicious place. In this house the extension is exactly towards Northeast corner. This is excellent.
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>In the above image the extension is towards Northeast-East direction, this is also a good development, at this moment you can plan for pooja room at this portion.
See this image:
In the above image some body planned to placement of pooja room at East direction towards North east corner, but this is not good. Why ? ..in the above home the Northeast portion is disturbed in the name of pooja room. Already we discussed about this Northeast portion and disturbance of Northeast portion. But our elders says that we have to construct the pooja room only at NE corner, now check once again, then you will get more information on this issue. Now we are discussing why our elders says that "POOJA ROOM SHOULD BE AT NORTHEAST" the reason is very simple, now we are again discussing this issue with images.
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For the next generations security and bright future our elders framed some rules and principles, out of them vastu is also one subject. In this subject they have directly clarified about the Northeast corner. In India, many superstitious are being built-up . For example; Sneezing at time of starting is considered inauspicious; to sit for a while and then to proceed is the usual advice. If a cat crosses over our way or a window comes across, it is taken as a bad sign. Such blind beliefs are rule us. In foreign countries, cats are domestic pets; some countries, cats-cross is considered good sign. We can’t judge them. Blind faiths are faiths; meaning foolishness other words. Where people are illiterate, such superstitious prosper. Our country has many such beliefs. Our ancients, shronded some ideas in such beliefs; left side ausning burdens the heart, injuring it. Instead of telling the direct truth, they clothe it in prohibitive beliefs.
In olden days, neither doctors, nor right information were available; hence, to have a comfortable life, beliefs were built-up. They were right then; now time very much changed. Physicians or Medical shops were scarce; hence sneezing sign of unhealthiness was considered a bad sign. Such beliefs were in use as there was no other alternative – neither doctors nor shops nor chemists. For example, three in company should not go; it is likely some bad thins might have happened when there three moved out. This led to the belief that the company of three as bad. When there is lack of scientific outlook, certain happenings turned into faiths. Like wise our elders knows the value of our health and wealth, instead of telling the Northeast power they informed us by saying of constructing pooja room at Northeast corner, to be frank from ancient time to till today maximum ratio of Vastu shastra followers are "Hindus", so after our bath generally all of Hindus are visited Pooja room and doing prayers to God, if the pooja room is situated at NE corner, then its compulsory for every body to visit Northeast corner, that is the reason for placing the pooja room at NE corner. If every body knows the value of Northeast corner our elders may not inform us NE corner pooja room.
Any how there is no compulsory for constructing the pooja room at NE corner. Now this is computer era, for every thing we need evidence. Vision of direct NE from other parts of south or west or southwest, or touching of NE is too auspicious for every body in the house. So every body must visit or pass through NE corner, If we place one door at NE cornered point, that will be the greatest alteration at house as per vastu shastra. So all the steps (walk) has to reach Northeast corner only. Every body in the house has atleast visit NE corner once in a day is the auspicious.
In this above image the foot "step" is moving towards Northeast corner, without any obstruction it reaches the Northeast corner. This is called as successful walk at house. In this house there is no obstruction at NE corner. While we construct any obstructed constructions at NE corners in the name of pooja room or any other way, what happens please observe the below image. That is the reason our elders once again and several times clearly inform to us that before going to do any alteration its always better to consult one expert in their respective field, so that there is a chance to minimize the bad effects or to reduce the bad forces at our houses, but now a days some people unfortunately taking the wrong decisions without consulting any expert in this vastu shastra field and making some alterations, and some more people are purchasing two or three vastu books, after reading those books they come to decide some alterations, but we should note the important thing is that in the books or in any website, the author will inform the subject upto his knowledge, he don't know your house situation.
Each and every house is not same in construction type and style, every house may be in different style of construction or method. The expert will also be visit your house before saying any alteration, or he has to check your house plan, video, different angles photos, if the expert visits your property he will definitely find out the problem at your house if already there is any of that kind.
Have you observed all the above images, now you understood that some thing is disturbs at Northeast corner in the above images, what ever it may be (pooja room or any other construction) it will disturbs our happy life. So its not suggested that we should not construct the pooja room at north east corner. But in some houses it will manageable, how its possible. Please have a look on this below image. Vastu shastra is a wonderful science, for each and every word of our elders was nothing but golden words. Might they did not inform to their next generations that "pooja room should be constructed at Northeast corner", instead of that, they may told like this and it has turned like so, what they told to their successors may be "god should be placed at Northeast corner", this may be the correct sentence, as if the god is at one corner or at one room or at one point, it will be generally clean and tidy.
No body will dare to put waste materials at God (pooja room) sitting place in home, the main logic in this sentence is if the God has situated at Northeast corner point, then all residents has to compulsory have Darshan of God at that Northeast corner, our elders clearly known about the NE corner value. So we must have to plan accordingly, if the door has came into that point then definitely residents has to move from that door. "Northeast door is the clever alteration as per vastu shastra.
In this image first the steps (walks) are starts from southwest corner and they stop while pooja room is constructed at Northeast corner. After that the Northeast corner street focus is hitting the house, so the pooja room effect may not stop the steps, this image is only for your understanding. Now narration for this picture is:
In a house there is a pooja room at Northeast corner (previously we discussed that Northeast corner pooja room is not good), some times this pooja room at NE corner is not giving any problem to the residents, the answer for this is, if the house is having one Northeast street focus as shown in the above image, or a pond or big sump to this house at NE corner, or high mountain buildings at west or south directions etc, then the NE corner pooja room is not giving problem for this house.
Without pooja room you can happily place god at NE corner, that is make one shelf at Northeast cornered wall and place God Idols there, this is the excellent placement for God. Most of the people thought that except Northeast corner there is no other corner or no such place is good for God at house. This is not correct, there are several places for God at house. Except southwest corner you can happily arrange placement for god at your house. Southwest corner is not good for placement of God Idols.
Further we have to discuss again on the top of the image that is one "red colour marked" pooja room situated at East side in "green back ground". some times this will also gives good results, how its possible, we will discuss on this issue.
Vastu Shastra is a ocean, this is not a simple thought and easy science. As we discussed in the previous above para, this is the additional information on that issue. Northeast pooja room is not good, but here is also we discussed that the NE pooja room towards east side is also not good, but here its not giving any bad results, how its possible, in previous image the Northeast pooja room towards east side is alone, but here the pooja room is came with kitchen and dining room. So this is not wrong. Please note that the west side should also be covered with the rooms, otherwise it will give bad results.
There are 4 parts in our house, one is Northeast corner potion, two is southeast corner portion, three is southwest corner portion, fourth one is the northwest corner portion. Now we are in depth reaching these four portions. Again each portion has to be divided into four portions.
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In this image the four portions in the house has been divided into sixteen partitions. For every portion, in this 16 portions, every 'box house' is having their names respectively. This is important in coming links in this website, so thoroughly learnt this portions names, we clearly mentioned the individual names of this box.
Please read one more time in this box names, so that you will have some more knowledge on each portion. "northeast - northeast" , "southwest - southwest" all these are some what confusing, but this is preliminary points in vastu shastra and important in selecting a each portion of the house, say "bedroom", "kitchen", "pooja room" etc. Now we are discussing the "pooja room portion part" in the house. Please go through the below image for important placements of pooja room in the house.
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Have you observed the "right mark" and "wrong mark", here the right mark is shown with one "white colour" and the wrong mark shown with "red colour", these are the signs of "yes" or "no". In the above image also there is somesout confusing parts observed at "Northeast-northwest portion", "southwest-northwest" and finally at "southwest - southeast" portion, in these 3 houses there is "white sign and wrong signs"observed, if we want to construct the "temple" or "pooja room", we have to approach one expert vastu consultant otherwise the residents will loose some opportunities or they may get some difficulties
The above information is a "small part" in regarding the pooja room, we have to learn more and more in this pooja room section, so please think once on this issue, only in this pooja room, particularly on one part of the house is taking this much amount of information, then what about the other parts of the house, house vastu, finally with surroundings vastu, that is why our elders says that "Vastu is a ocean". If you feels that we have attempted to serve some thing information here, then please inform this website to your friends. Thanks in advance, Have a Great Pleasant Nice Day.
Note the below Pooja room :
Check the above pooja room, here the residents have placed God photos on marble stone, this dais is towards West side they are standing on East side, now we are looking West here and Gods looking East. Here the dais construction is good. Observe the maintenance of pooja room here. How peaceful it is and how good attraction.
Observe the Kalasam at Pooja room, auspicious pooja methods.
When ever enters into house, there is pot with flowers are good. Water bowl with flowers. Check this image.
This method brings you some goodness to the house. Try to follow this method, if you are running any concern, like hotels, lodges, restaurants, factory, office, shops etc, then try to follow this method. These are all attracting heavenly elements to the premises.
In some houses, there is no place for pooja room at that moment, try to follow this method of pooja shelf:
This is shelf made pooja rack. You may place God idols inside and do the pooja, this is best method if you don't have place for pooja room. Check the below image when we open this pooja room shelf.
Here is the Open position :
Now check the open position of pooja shelf. In some houses, there is no space or place available for pooja room, then this is the best method for pooja shelf.
Pay attention on some more different models on pooja shelves or rooms :
Some residents has the pooja room or shelves like this type, you may try like this. We are also recommending people to go with wall mounted shelf as pooja place. Now a days we don't have more space to provide pooja room, if you are thinking about pooja room and no space for providing to it then you may try for this system/method. This is purely wood made with rose wood, one of the rich wood and costly one. Observe the below image when this room or shelf is in open mode.
Now check the inside pooja room or shelf, we cannot say it is the pooja room or shelf, rooshef may be suitable to this model. No sitting space, but wide space for God Idols. Shortly we will submit some more pooja rooms for your kind information.
Can we put Yantras in pooja room :
Here some body put two yantras in their pooja room and doing pooja to them. No need to comment on which yantras they are, why they put two yantras etc. Our subject is whether keeping yantras at Pooja room is permitted or not. Yes you may keep Yantras in pooja room and do pooja.
Another Pooja room Model :
Here is one pooja room, it is very clear to check the "Mandahasam" or some may call as "Mandahasa". This is not structure, but its a God Shelve type, with this the room is not disturbed with any construction. This shows just like a wood partition, looks good further more brings spiritual development.
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This method of keeping a wooden type box is good towards any direction and keep God Idols inside and do pooja.
Examine this image :
Have you checked the above image and this image, hope you got the point now.
If you are giving respect to God in your house, heavenly powers will blessed you. Daily offer some prasadam to God who sits in your house. If there is no prasadam, offer your routine daily food to him first and then only take it for consume, it is also prasadam for you.
Chanting Om or any auspicious mantra keep the entire place a holy feeling structure. Try to arrange one chanting box in your mandir.
Regularly clean mandir, better to do cleaning the idols once in a week. Saturday is good for doing all these performances.
Respect your parents, respect God, respect your master finally super natural powers will respects, blessed you for your happy future.
Offer some money or keep some thing in "Hundi" periodically finally one day utilize it for any temple development.
Annadanam (Free Food Serving) to needy at your house premises brings cheers in your life.
Please share your home pooja images with us, we will publish at our (your) website. Your images may be helpful for the visitors. Many may understand how to do the pooja or keep God in their mandir.
Do you have any pooja room models, please send to us, we will publish here, visitors will get more information, they will follow your style of pooja room. Your name will also published here.
Dear Sir, I have moved into a flat, there is already a cupboard in the NE corner it is a bed room. Can we convert half of it into a mini temple, if yes should it be on top , middle or lower portion . I am unable to seat on the floor due to a stiff back. There is no other place except the store room in the south, balcony in the north. Roop Krishen - Ahmadabad - Gujarat - India.
If you want to keep God idols in that cup board, then entire top should be free, the bottom may be used to keep any God Pooja items. You may keep God idols at your eyes parallel level cup board shelf. 4 to 5 feet height is good. Some body keeps at 6 feet height also according to their body structures.
Can we keep Pooja Mandir at Balcony :
Unfortunately now a days we don't have much availability space to construct pooja room in our apartment flats, due to this we should invent some place where we have seen an additional one for God. Its our fate now. God has given every thing to us, but we don't have space to spare some location area to them. Its only because of increase in population. If the balcony is free and not used for any cleaning utensil purposes then make some space here for pooja room, please note that the entire balcony area should be free, it should not used for any cleaning purposes like washing cloths or cleaning utensils etc. Also please observe if your upper floor is having any toilets or bathrooms on their balcony then don't plan pooja room here. If their balcony is kept only for sitting purpose then you may definitely go to make this place for temple room.
If you have such temples at balcony, kindly send photos to us, we will publish them here. It may be useful for others. Service to humans is nothing but service to God.
Can we place Puja temple at Kitchen :
Now our homes became very smaller and smaller than before, most of us are accustomed to live in apartment flats, in this scenario, we may not provide a spacious room for pooja or god or prayer room. Though its our bad luck but we have to search a good place to keep God idols at ideal place. We can keep God idols in Kitchen. Now many residents are following such system, we don't have any other option. You may choose two places to keep Pooja mandir at Kitchen, one is Northeast corner and another one is Northwest corner in Southeast kitchen. These two are ultimate standard places. We generally prefer to place God idols at Northwest corner by making one puja mandir for Southeast kitchens.
Here some body may have some doubts, some people are used to prepare non-vegetarian food at their kitchens, if we keep puja mandir in kitchen is there any problem?. We can't hide any facts before God, almighty knows every thing. So you may place one door to this pooja mandir and prepare your non-vegetarian food. Door is not possible then you may used to keep one curtain to the pooja mandir. We cannot obstruct any body not to consuming non-vegetarian foods at their homes, many people are often to consume non-vegetarian foods at their homes. Its their interest to have such foods in their homes. Its their interest. Here please note that God always likes cleanliness. So one should conscientiousness in paying proper attention to make entire home in appropriate high cleaning, particularly in kitchen when puja mandir is placed in kitchen.
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Hello Sir, Can you please suggest a solution for pooja room. We had pooja room in the bed room on second floor until now. We came to know pooja room should be on ground floor and in the north east corner of the house. We have a room in ground floor we are using as study in north east corner which we could change to pooja room ,there is just one problem on the top floor above this room will be our master bed room bathroom coming right above the pooja room on ground floor. My question is is it okay to have a bathroom over the pooja room on ground floor? Thanks - Mohan - Ashburn - USA.
We have given answer for this question in our website. As a short reply for this question, pooja room in the bedroom is not recommended. No condition to keep Pooja room at ground floor or top floor, if accessibility is trouble to the elders better to arrange pooja room at ground floor only, if elders are not there in the home then you may plan Pooja room at either ground floor or top floor. Bathroom over the puja room is not good, please change the pooja room to some other place.
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